I’ve been excited for live shows many times in my life, but damn! Slayer, Testament, and Carcass?!?! I haven’t seen Slayer since Ozzfest ’99. That is entirely too fucking long to go without hearing “War Ensemble” live. I did catch Carcass play the Lincoln Theatre about a year ago and it was amazing.

Get your asses to the Ritz tonight (2/27/16). You can’t swing a cat in there without hitting a bar. Seriously. They have like 13 bars in there. Get some drinks and bang your head. It’s not even a school night. You can have a bangover tomorrow. It’s okay. Just make Amazon Now bring you a Gatorade and some Excedrin tomorrow. That’s something adults do, right?